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Mash man

Mash man is the 3 meanings

1 eats mash
2 mashes his cat
3 mashes his fucking x button on his fucking ps4

Mash man is a fucking gay bastered that's deletes his game because he is a sexual
Mash man mashes his cat asshole if mash isnnot made probably

If mash man's mash is not made up to the right mashing standers he'll kill him self

If kill himself doesn't work he'll slit his wrists with potato peeler
Person 1: Duna duna duna duna mash man

Everyone else: run away from mash man before he sits on you
by Scott_fingers_cats February 12, 2022
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Mashing Potatoes

The sexual act of two men violently slamming or grinding their testicles against each other.
Ryan ruptured one of his balls again last night while he was mashing potatoes with Tommy.
by Bobbyvento October 12, 2021
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Bangers and Mash

A sexual act. The girl has a mouth full of mashed potatoes. The girl gives the guy a blow job..... with her mouth full of mashed potatoes.
Whoa, that girl got bangers and mash on that dude.
by TobiasF April 10, 2011
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Mash Hood

1) To be a complete moron and fall for every scam.

2) A very stupid person
I can't believe I fell for such stupid scams. I'm such a Mash Hood!
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mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed into a softer substance.
Reference to your brain on drugs.
Yo you fuck! I'll turn your brains into mashed potatoes!
by Beedub February 15, 2004
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Mashed Potatoes

(Noun Form)

Slang term. The feeling, or texture, of breasts when they are copped, groped or squeezed. The term should be used if the female’s breasts are soft, squishy, warm and if they fit nicely in the individual’s hands. (The last part isn't as important though.)

Similar terms are...

“Potato”: When an individual fondles a female’s breasts (or even a large male’s boobs), in any way.
“Self-Potato”: When a woman grabs her own breasts when she is lonely, bored or just for fun.
Dude, my girlfriend's boobs feel like mashed potatoes! I just can't stop touching them!
by Wonderland is a Mad, Mad Place February 15, 2010
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Monster Mash

Masturbating. Flicking off. Jerkin' off. Fucking yourself. Whatever you call it
by Alex Smith May 13, 2005
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