lamp-girl

The annoying girl who steals random shit like a lamp from the bars in Amherst. She’s the type of girl who blacks out and then refuses to take accountability for her actions the next day.

Damn the monkey bouncers really had to kick lamp-girl out of the club again last night.

by Amherstdude August 19, 2022

Lava Lamp

Lava lamp; adj. The act of orgasming on your partners anus, causing it to pool. As your partner sinks into a nice warm bath, once under water, flatulates ( farts ) through the pooled semen creating bubbles simulating the wax globules in a lava lamp. Hence the name, needed to complete the stunt is 3.0 ml. of semen and 0.0069 psi. of flatus. Can also be done solo with good hand- browneye coordination.

Would you look at Wes he just created a Lava Lamp!

by Monsterwescoast April 08, 2024

Lava Lamp

An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.

Bloody hell, you've jizzed all over my lava lamp

by Splashzone101 October 09, 2018

lava lamp

just another type of fleshlight

Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023

Lava Lamp

Menstrual blood and discharge forming a heterogeneous mixture in a toilet bowl, resembling a lava lamp

Girl oh my god I had a ketchup packet and mayo packet at the same time last night and it created a lava lamp

by Johnnydoe April 07, 2025

Lava lamp

A lava lamp is mad trippy and is like the must for a greeb

Anya fullers lava lamp broke she was mad cuz when she was off on mandy she couldn’t stare at it

by Ollie16inchWhiteBoy March 04, 2018

Lava lamp

When you pull out and finish on a dark woman's back

Man you should've seen the lava lamp I left on her last night!

by emte93 June 06, 2017