jamaican thirst

a phrase i made up to descibe the yearning to get drunk.

My goodness! Its been weeks since I've last gotten obliterated and I've developped the biggest Jamaican thirst!

by xocyndirellaox June 21, 2008

Jamaican hot sauce

Jamaican hot sauce is when you have diarrhea, and mix it into someone’s weed stash

Alex was being a dick so I hit his stash with the ole Jamaican hot sauce

by Jimothy Crimjims January 15, 2024

jamaican tootsie pop

When you take your friends toe and shove it in your ass and then take it back out and cut it off. Then wrap it up in paper and let chill. When you proceed to eat it it will be like a tootsie pop.

Bro I had the best damn Jamaican tootsie pop ever last night with Humey.

by ItsDonnyP July 11, 2016

Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010

Jamaican Omelette

A "Jamaican Omelette" is a Marijuana Infused food. It involves infusing Marijuana into a normal Egg Omelette, preferably a French Omelette.

Person 1: Dude, Let's make some weed brownie after school!

Person 2: SHHHHHH! Don't say that loud, people will know! Also let's make a Jamaican Omelette instead!

Person 1: What's a Jamaican Omelette?

Person 2: Precise!

by SEB_ERRECT September 10, 2019

Jamaican Smile

A term that branched from the brainrot phrase "Balkan rage". This term, alongside things like "Japanese tip toe" have been used in brainrot videos, mostly on Tiktok. "Jamaican Smile" is used to describe a dastardly grin that can be used to signified that the user is one of those "who know".

guy 1: i heard you and Stacy are dating.

guy 2: heh, so that rumour is truly circulating! youre giving me a Jamaican Smile.

by Snorkellus November 23, 2024

Jamaican Meatpie

Having intercourse with a dark-skinned woman that has fat and loose lips, and giving them a creampie.

Dan: How did it go with that girl?

Joe: It went well, I gave her the Jamaican Meatpie.

by Yondddooo July 5, 2022