Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.

"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."

by Spidey_Sences15 May 09, 2022

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Hungry hungry hippos

When you insert food into her vagina and eat it

Yo baker do you fw the hungry hungry hippos

by Seth Arthur December 12, 2023

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Hippo rat

A hippo rat is a rat that only lives for a few weeks because it gets eaten by the family dog

“Your rat is gonna be a hippo rat soon if you don’t put that cage up higher”

by RatLover111 July 09, 2021

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Hippo Jump

First have a hard running start, jump, put your non dominate foot and hand on the wall or whatever your jumping off of, and push off and land on somebody. Best you jump off of brick

Ira hippo jumped off of Alex's bookbag and hit brendo's head

by ira reed October 07, 2008

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Canadian Hippo

Another word for the beaver is the Canadian hippo

*Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*

Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo

by OfficialJayJames November 16, 2018

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