The Fog

The fog will come on March 27, 2026. The fog isn’t some all powerful supernatural entity, it is reality. The fog is a crack in the fabric of space and time, that consists of horrors so terrifying that it will blind you. You need to board up all windows and doors, especially anything with cracks into the outside world. Electricity in your area may go out, so keep board games and other nob-electrical forms of entertainment, as it can take months for military forces to reach your area. The hallucinations inside the fog can mimic the voices of loved ones, and if any loved ones are consumed by the fog, they are not themselves. They are an entity now, belonging to the fog. They will deform and deform, until they have to crawl on the ground to move. Do not trust anybody who has been outside. Do not trust anybody who has not covered their doors. Do not trust anybody who says anything that is contradicting to this post. Keep yourself safe on March 27, 2026. May God be with you all upon this international crisis.

Person 1: “Hey bro, what’s going on?”

Person 1: “Bro, are you ok?”

Person 2: “The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming The Fog is coming”

by TheEndDragon April 12, 2023

The fog is coming.

October 14 2027.

Person 1: hey dude hows it goin
Person 2: The fog is coming.
Person 1: what..?

by eridanlover44 November 30, 2023

fog & ufo

combination of 3/4 fave letters: G U F O

fog & ufo is stupid

by 100 000 001 is divisible by 17 September 23, 2023

Fog

An extremely strong and derogatory term. We’ve all been in the fog once before. Can be used as an adjective to describe someone’s state of mind. Another bad symptom of fog is being head over heels for your significant other.

Ex: “‘Hey dude, I thought so and so was coming by?’ ‘Nah, he said his Mom’s teeing again. He’s at home jerking off for the 6th time today.’ ‘Damn, already? It’s only 10:00 am!’ ‘You know how he is. He’s in a foggy state of mind.’”

Or as a noun, to explain why someone does not have money“‘Hey we were thinking of going skiing, you wanna come?’ ‘Word bruh I’m so down Lmk’ (time passes, we never hear from him again) ‘Hey where were you? Thought you were down to go skiing.’ ‘Bruh you never texted me’.

by Uhhhgetoffgetoffgetoff February 7, 2023

Kentucky Fog Machine

The act of placing a blunt in a woman's asshole and breathing in when she farts.

That Kentucky fog machine is the highest and turned on I've ever been in my life

by CultleaderDucky July 5, 2025

Cali fog

The description of smoke from the constant forest fires in the state of California.

*rolls down car window*,” Oh jeez! That Cali fog is thick today, same ol’ canpfire smell.”

by BigamusGregamus June 30, 2024

fog machine

the action of putting a vape in someones asshole and taking a hit, then removing the vape and blowing the cloud into the persons asshole

dude i gave mary a fog machine

by ianbetts.org.uk November 22, 2021