This might seem like a really fun game, but, trust me, it's not even close to that. The code is messy and buggy. The security is trash. All levels are shit except the ones that aren't, which isn't the majority. Most of the featured levels are unplayable on phones, and in general because the gameplay is so awful. And don't even wait for an update because you'll just get bored to death.
- Hey do you know what made Jake destroy his PC with a hammer and start unbearably screaming in rage?
- He probably just died at 99% in Geometry Dash
- He probably just died at 99% in Geometry Dash
by IamAcand May 26, 2022
Get the Geometry Dashmug. The 600m dash is an indoor track running event. The people that run it are crazy because they can expect to at least throw up soon after finishing. You sprint for 600m and die at the end. And then for some reason the next time your coach asks who will run it, you volunteer, completely forgetting how shitty it is.
"Who wants to run the 600m dash?"
Raises hand.
Runs the 600.
Dies.
Comes back to life and volunteers again for the next meet.
Raises hand.
Runs the 600.
Dies.
Comes back to life and volunteers again for the next meet.
by Noregrets April 11, 2015
Get the 600m dashmug. by scrott owen January 4, 2019
Get the Splash and dashmug. Smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do.
Andrew: Sophie is SO Hot
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!
by EliteWingman October 14, 2016
Get the smash or dashmug. When a coworker known for looking and being suspicious, takes something from your desk and runs back to their desk, all the while looking like they name should be TIMON!!!! snatch and run, steal
by Jx3's mom January 27, 2009
Get the Meerkat Dashmug. Taking a selfie or group picture using your vehicle dash camera that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook ,Myspace or any other sort of social networking website.
by WPollitt September 18, 2014
Get the Dash Camingmug. The act of pebble dashing, or to pebble dash, is the act of passing gas with a "wet kiss". The "pebbles" are dashed from the "lips" during the "wet kiss".
The act of slinging bits of poo during a wet fart.
The act of slinging bits of poo during a wet fart.
by Bubbacop March 13, 2009
Get the pebble dashmug.