Danger Mouse

Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.

I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.

by Danger___Mouse February 14, 2022

danger barrel

Danger Barrel is a small youtube channel with 250 subscribers. If you searched this up you are probably very bored.

Guy 1: yo dude do you know Danger Barrel?

Guy 2: No..

Guy 1: makes sense..

by Unirversal Mouse 26 July 14, 2017

Danger boner

An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.

Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.

Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!

*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*

by I3R0K3N7FEET March 7, 2018

Dangerous Dave

A Giant of a man, who knows how to entertain a crowd, his musical skills with a Kazoo are unbelievable and outstanding like his fashion tastes.a legend

You are very much like Dangerous Dave

by Quizlover November 23, 2021

thicc danger

Delightfully thicc, deliciously thin.

You have to be careful of her, she's thicc, she's dangerous, she's Thicc Danger.

by MiSniper1 March 15, 2018

nut danger

When you are about to fap but it's not a good place or time to nut.

I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

Danger Dave

A ginger who has proven his ability in every aspect of danger. Usually has a strange addiction to souls and will jump over a fiery pit of hell sharks to get them.

that Dave is so dangerous, that Dave is so Dangerous, that Dave is a bad Dave. I've seen his type before, and he is Danger Dave.

by Bread Master November 12, 2013