Testiblast

a). The act of cumming and tea bagging at the same time

b). When you completely beast up and ace a test, reach an atheletic achievment or just finished getting a wank from some bitch.

c). instead of getting hit in the nuts straight on, get hit at the back of the sack.

a). Don- dude i testiblasted that chick
bill- dude thats some sick shit!

b). Don- 98%, fuck yeah son just testiblasted that algebra quiz!
bill- alright but your still never getting laid

c). Don- Dude are you ok?
bill- shit man, that lax ball just testiblasted me
Don- ...I'd be blown

by Maniac500 March 2, 2010

Testickler

The type of goatee-type beard grown specifically by those who want to hide their true sexual orientation, which would be that of homosexual. Meant to give the recipient of oral sex by the grower of the testickler a tickling sensation on their scrotum.

"Look, those bikers over there all are sporting testicklers!"

- Dead guy

by Spanks Johnson February 29, 2012

testicle shitting

Adj : one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

A prefix in testicle shitting rectal wort/testicle shitting rectal wart and testicle shitting penguin rapist
can be used in a noun as testicle shitter

Man1: "Billy is such a testicle shitting faggot"
Man2: "Your a testicle shitting ass hole, not because your gay but because your a sucky person shown by your homophobia!'

by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017

Turtle Testicle

An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.

ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.

Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle

by ChristmasLights101 December 1, 2019

testicle bandit

when you make a shot to an opponents groin in a first person shooter game

I shot him right in the nuts! The testicle bandit strikes again.

by bozooooob April 5, 2009

testicle

A slang word for 'friend', ie. to replace 'homie', 'man', 'dude'.

Hey Andre, my testicle; wussup?

by goo June 14, 2003

turkey testicle tickler

To tickle or play with a turkeys testicles, classed as animal rape or sex.
Or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its testicles because of testickle diesese formally known as Testicklitistaminaclesis or owch piss of homo!!

you sick bastard

why the hell did you want to know the meaning of this??

by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005