not tea bag

Basically: Not too bad.

A: "Look at this huge joint I just rolled!"
B: "Not tea bag!!"

by Nubje April 23, 2007

Tea time

When the tea is about to spill!

Its time for Tea time, so did you hear about that girl-

by Jasmine.bihh July 27, 2019

Tea Kettling

A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.

Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.

Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!

by B@lth@z@r January 18, 2011

Tea-ferret

A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.

Your tea-ferret seems to be a bit down. Have you tried showing him eyeliner-pics of Dom yet?

by zimraphel March 10, 2004

Tea Concentrate

The super-strong liquid left at the bottom of your mug after a teabag has been left in your now drunken tea. This usually occurs as a result of failure to completely drink the beverage or dispose of the teabag beforehand.

Trevor: Have you finished drinking that yet?

Bob: Pretty much, do you want this Tea Concentrate?

Trevor: Hell no.

by EdoubleLIOT January 15, 2011

Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.

He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.

by FT3NJMJ July 8, 2018

Tea Fever

An intence few minutes of overheating and uncomfortable sweating brought on by quickly drinking a delicious cup of tea.

"instantly regret drinking tea in summer, this tea fever is ridiculous."

by Hepsmith February 4, 2010