Teabagging

1) Culturally retarded conservazombie who realizes he's made a gay sex reference far too late, and attempts to change a slang term 10 years old by defacing the Internet.

2) The lowering of a man's scrotum into someone's mouth.

Who do these teabagging idiots think they are? Ingsoc?

Alex is a master of teabagging, and many of the local ladies have tasted of his scrotal flavors.

by mr kali rising April 19, 2009

Teabag Rape

To forcibly have sexual intercourse with an unwilling teabag.

With the amber colored substance on the floor and tea leaves strewn about, it was evident that we stumbled onto the aftermath of a teabag rape.

by Snoozer Quinn April 18, 2009

Teabagging

n. (gerund):

1. A sexual act wherein a man inserts his scrotum into another person's mouth, imitative of the act of brewing tea. It may be done for erotic or mischievous reasons.

2. The act of protesting certain fiscal policies of the federal government, performed by conservative American citizens who do not understand just how out of touch they are with the nation's youth.

"Right there–middle of the page, FOX News. They're calling themselves 'teabaggers.' Did no one think of running a Google search beforehand?"

Be it a frat party or the National Mall, remember: teabagging impresses no one and will only lead to a bad taste in someone's mouth.

by trentaceret April 19, 2009

tennessee teabag

A Tennessee Teabag is when one fucks a girl in the ass and then tucks his balls into her pussy.

I was fucking this bitch last night, and all she seemed to want was was a Tennessee Teabag.

by Mason Olrogge December 25, 2008

Tabaholic

Possessing too many tabs on the internet browser of your cell phone, tablet, or computer and strict refusal to close them because you feel like you're going to need them in the near-future.

Dude 1: Hey bro do you mind if I search up the nearest restaurant on you safari app?
Dude 2: Have at it man!
Dude 1: Bro, you have so many tabs open on your browser and I can't open a new one can I close them?
Dude 2: NO! I need all those tabs open!
Dude 1: you're such a tabaholic... I don't know if I can be your friend anymore.

by andthen??? January 23, 2017

wacky-tabacky

see wacky tabacky.

Is that wacky-tabacky I smell?

by shyte monger September 27, 2006

teabagging

The mornic act of conservatives/Republicans sending used teabags to lawmakers because they think Obama is a Nazi.

"I didn't know that teabagging through the mail was even possible!"

by its_only_me April 10, 2009