Beer Yapper Trapper

When the usually quiet guy has a few too many drinks, has you cornered and won't shut the fuck up!

Married reserved man George is generally so quiet and today he told me that he has 20k in the bank and likes dick!
Wot a Beer Yapper Trapper!

by Tsupreme January 4, 2012

Tupper Lake

A town in the Adirondack park, home to hundreds of incest victims as well as some of the finest rednecks around. A big rival town to Saranac Lake, the varsity football team of Tupper Lake (The Lumberjacks) strive every year to be better than the Red Storm, but just can't seem to do it. If you ever are looking for a place where it is acceptable to have some good old fashioned sex with your mother at the age of 11, and have it be totally normal, Tupper Lake is the town for you.

Adam: Hey bro wassup you wanna head over to the big Tupper Lake and pack a mean dip?
Steve: Aw guy I totally would but I was going to bang my mom tonight.
Adam: That's totally cool chief, they love that shit over in Tuppa
Steve: Word

by Skeeter Bizzniss April 3, 2010

tapped

To have finished a keg; floated

"That keg is tapped."

by Dave Shap February 12, 2009

tapped

drunk, more than tipsy but less then smashed. Probably came from Bermuda as they are the only ones who ever use it.

That Bermudian only had 3 beers and he's tapped!

by wellthennnn February 21, 2011

tapers

Tools used for stretching ear lobes usually. Not an accessory, but many people do wear them as jewelry. It is not safe though because it can imbalance your ears, since the sides are different sizes. The gauge size is at the bigger end of the taper.

"Can I buy some tapers to stretch my ears?"

"She used tapers as jewelry and now her ears are uneven."

"Dude! Those tapers are for stretching, not wearing!"

by meowroar August 16, 2013

tupperware ceiling

(noun)

the impenetrable layer of ignorance separating men from understanding the problems women face - common in American households

Kelly tried explaining her opinion, but no man's empathy can crack the tupperware ceiling.

by Read1984 September 6, 2012

muffin topper

Any fat, plump, chubby, chunky, or portley female that has an overflowing midsection or belly that protrudes over their waistline therefore resembling the top of a muffin that spills and rises over the base and wrapper.

Sarah is a muffin topper because her gut is showing and spilling out over her belt. Sarah was caught muffin topping because the bottom of her shirt didn't properly cover her fat belly today.

by Ralph Caraveo September 23, 2005