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Jonathan Syndrome

The realization that your younger sibling or siblings are cooler than you are.
"Have you seen Andreas he has started training" "Yes I have he's become way cooler than his older brother, that guy must have Jonathan Syndrome now"
by TastyCheese15 January 25, 2023
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Hiro Syndrome

When a guy in anime, usually a well-loved or attributed character, goes after a girl who doesn't want him, whose rejection makes him act like a total asshole. Usually applies to gay men in Boys' Love anime who act all hetero over one specific girl, much to fans' dismay; however, it can also apply to canonically heterosexual males or males in non-BL anime when fitting the criteria of NICE GUY TURNED RETARDED THANKS TO BITCH. Often used as a plot device in fan fiction.
"Wow, did Steve totally just ditch his best friend Michael for Mikayla or what?"

"He's only acting like a jerk because of Hiro Syndrome."
by THEBEARJEWPWN'DYOUANDLEFT January 26, 2010
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O.M.L. Syndrom

Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.

symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.
Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"

Ken - "..who the old man over there?"

Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."

Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"
by Earnest Earny April 8, 2011
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[ho syndrome]

when a person is such a whore that people are afraid to get close to that person because they might contract STDs or other skank- related diseases.
i think i would have gotten ho syndrome if i was any closer to them
by the_awesomeness January 22, 2009
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Tinkertrain-syndrome

MrTinkertrain is a user on IRC who cannot be identified by any other users on the network but knows who everyone else is.(exception to Admin and higher staff)
This causes 'Tinkertrain-syndrome'

Tinkertrain-syndrome: An IRC virus/infection which effects the curiosity of the victem(s).
Early warning signs of Tinkertrain-syndrome include denial, slight hate and mild begrudging curiosity.
The full blown Tinkertrain-syndrome infection/virus leads to insanity, voilent rage, rage /quit's and excessive pm's begging/pleading to find out the persons identity.


This can be adapted to other nicknames and other users on any network. The first case of this infection/virus was named after the first user not able to be identified.

MrTinkertrain is the original to the Nevitus IRC server. His true identity is still unknown.
Many have fallen in the quest to find it out... God rest their souls.
Warning logs are from the original MrTinkertrain users are advised to read with caution.
(Victems names have been changed)

Public chat example:

*MrTinkertrain joins #lobby
<MrTinkertrain> Hey 'real name of user1' and hey 'real name of user2'
<user1> Hi, who are you?
<user2> Yeah who are?
<MrTinkertrain> A friend.
<user1> No seriously who are you and how do you know my name?
<user1> Does anyone know who MrTinkertrain is?
<user2> No but he knows us....
**user2 cries


Pm example:

<user1> Who are you MrTinkertrain ?
<MrTinkertrain> I'm sorry i have no wish to reveal my true identity.
<user1> Give me a clue?
<MrTinkertrain> No, sorry.
<user1> But you know who -I- am.
<MrTinkertrain> Yes i do.
<user1> So tell me who you are?
<MrTinkertrain> Like i said, I have no wish to reveal my true identity.
<user1> You're user2 arn't you? I knew it!
<MrTinkertrain> You're incorrect.

- 5 mins of silence pass-

<user1> FUCKING TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!
<user1> YOU FUCKING DICK !
<user1> FUCK YOU I DONT CARE ANYMORE

This conversation will repeat over and over again. The user become more and more curious leading to irrational behaviour and other symptoms thus catching Tinkertrain-syndrome.
by N\Bandit. March 27, 2009
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Cera Syndrome

Noun. Ailment named after the still somewhat childlike actor Micheal Cera, causing the victim to be frozen in an ageless span of time in which others believe them to be several years younger than they chronologically are. Victims may show incremental height increase but retain the same face and body shape they had at the time the disease was triggered. There is no cure for this, but some with the disease try to alleviate the symptoms with promiscuous behavior, drug and alcohol addictions and smoking, and a metric ton of makeup. These practices have not been medically proven to make one look older and are not recommended without close observation from peers.
Girl One: "Ohmigod that boy is so cute!"

Girl Two: "Yeah... but he's not a pedophile.... He's like 6 years older than you, dude. Poor guy has Cera Syndrome"

Girl One: "Aww... that's just too bad."
by franzthegreymonkey August 15, 2010
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Superfriends Syndrome

Where a person narrates the action he or she is about to take or is taking. Typically seen in females and on stage.
Batman: I'm going to use this special sticky spray to stop Joker in his tracks.

Superfriends Syndrome:
Donna (to no one in particular): I'm going to put this in the refrigerator, then I should run to Nordstrom for those shoes.
by Jesuistom August 9, 2009
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