bathtub surfing

surfing naked in your bathtub

surfing in a bathtub with no clothes on is bathtub surfing

by squidjuicejr June 11, 2006

Surf City

1. The nickname of Huntington Beach.
2. Not Santa Cruz

Let's file a lawsuit to determine who owns the rights to Surf City!

by Al Alson September 19, 2005

Surfing the Web

A term used by fucking losers who have no idea what the hell the internet or computers can be used for.

"Yo g, i wuz surfing the web last night and found some tight sites on moose spread"

by numbah one amish skanksta August 26, 2006

dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.

dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.

by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010

surf merchant

A person who fucks people over.

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!

by neil kilby May 5, 2006

Tab surfing

Verb. The act of clicking from tab to tab, usually from left to right, in a web browser. Social networks are usually a part of this, and people your chatting with get annoyed or say "Talk to you later" because they think you left when you were actually just cycling through your open tabs a bit slow.

"Hey you're back! Where'd you go?"

"Sorry about that. I was just tab surfing, I am still here. lol"

by Uncle Nerdicus November 23, 2013

clam surfing

The process of rubbing a semi erect penis across the opening of a moist vagine.

She wouldn't let me stick it in, I had to settle for some heavy clam surfing. White capped her belly.

by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017