suck on my old gurnet

A reactionary exclamation to something or someone you don't agree with. Medway in Kent based particularly the Strood area.

The sort of thing you'd say walking away from someone, rather than something to say to get a reaction. Said with the emphasis on the word gurnet.
Q. Its your turn to to make the tea?

A. Why don't you suck on my old gurnet

(Bad example but couldn't think of a good one, lol)
by Dangerous.999 September 02, 2009
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the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.
sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.
by aludin April 30, 2007
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cock my suck

An expression used by impaired drunkards everywhere.
Cock my suck,” he slurred as he fell face forward onto the sidewalk.
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Sucking off my donkey

When you get loads of headshots from a noob on a very simple game
Today you're going to be so sucking off my donkey on this game
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When someone expects too much from someone else. Especially pointless things that take much effort.
Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"

Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"
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ur dog sucked on my log

What say to someone whom'st'ed've said "Ur mum gay" or "ur dad lesbian" maybe even "ur granny trannie"
Person:Ur mum gay
You:ur dog sucked on my log.
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SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES RAAAAAH RAAAAAH

Boa Hancock: "Why can't you want me like the other boys do, they stare at me while I stare at you"
Luffy: "SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES RAAAAH RAAAHHHH"
Chopper: "ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!!!!!!"
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