bathtub surfing

surfing naked in your bathtub

surfing in a bathtub with no clothes on is bathtub surfing

by squidjuicejr June 05, 2006

Surf City

1. The nickname of Huntington Beach.
2. Not Santa Cruz

Let's file a lawsuit to determine who owns the rights to Surf City!

by Al Alson September 20, 2005

Surfing the Web

A term used by fucking losers who have no idea what the hell the internet or computers can be used for.

"Yo g, i wuz surfing the web last night and found some tight sites on moose spread"

by numbah one amish skanksta August 26, 2006

dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.

dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.

by Bruno & Speedy April 08, 2010

surf merchant

A person who fucks people over.

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!

by neil kilby April 24, 2006

surf hair

The dry, semi-stringy texture of a person's hair after surfing in the ocean and spending hours in the sun. Usually used as a term by people who surf a lot.

"Rebecca has surf hair from being on the waves so often."

by surfsince96 June 16, 2017

Surfing the Tube

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017