whistle up a stump

Go away you’re a waste of time. Piss off. You’re actions are useless.

I’ve heard it all before, go whistle up a stump.

by Johnnysc7 October 29, 2021

chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.

Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.

by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010

Redwood Stump

A redwood stump is a severed penis, to which, looks like, a bleeding wooden tree stump, thus it's name.

Ew, I bet that guy has a redwood stump!

by thecutsaregettingdeeper October 15, 2015

Stumping

When you use a stoma for sexual gratification .

Gary enjoys stumping over traditional intercourse .

by Slackmasterflx June 13, 2023

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Ye Ol' Stump

The name given to those who possess other-worldly, inter-dimensional abilities, often deemed unnatural.

Do you know of Ye Ol' Stump?

by Sviggles May 13, 2025