Roman Straw

when you suck up someone’s cum and spit it into their butthole.

I love giving my boyfriend roman straws!

by veganfarts77 December 6, 2022

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Pee Straw

The shaft part of a penis that piss goes through.

Jeremy pissed through his pee straw.

by GORBACHELLI January 17, 2017

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When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.

Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.

by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022

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Straw Muncher

Someone who comes from the west country, speaks like a pirate, drinks cider all day and chews straw in the farm fields.

proper straw muncher, can't understand a word

by TyroneJenk July 20, 2024

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National straw day

October 29 is the day where people are allowed to use straws without getting shit on by turtle lovers.

today is national straw day! I love straws!

by Stanley tastlman October 18, 2019

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straw marriage

When someone ties a drinking straw around one of your fingers you are now 'straw married.' Theere is no limit as to how many spouses you can have.

Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.

-Sean tied a straw round my finger last night.

-Oh, so you had a straw marriage?

by OrbThesela January 8, 2009

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