by pigbearman October 08, 2007
A person whom on a daily basis smokes marijuana and reaches the utmost success in every aspect of life. i.e school, work, family, and friends.
A:Bro you don't get shit done and just smoke all day.
B:I got more money than you, better grades than you, and smoke all day.
A:really?
B:Yes, I am a stoner achiever.
B:I got more money than you, better grades than you, and smoke all day.
A:really?
B:Yes, I am a stoner achiever.
by IPAD The Terrible April 13, 2011
by super fader December 20, 2006
the stoner sports are hacky sack and frisby, and if you play eather one guitar and bass, and drums sort of.
me: dude, i have an idea
dan: what
me: lets roast a bowl and play hacky sack, then smoke soem more and play frisby
dan: you are the smartest person i know
dan: what
me: lets roast a bowl and play hacky sack, then smoke soem more and play frisby
dan: you are the smartest person i know
by angel face May 10, 2005
the jesus to the stoner. stoners worship him as if he were real and they pray until there is a great amount of marijuana
by rainbowsandunicorns8492 August 10, 2006
if you smoke pot on a daily basis you will have this instinct you know what the deal is at all times and your quick about it weither it be driving or just chilling around you will have this strange feeling and if your high enough you will have a visual of the action that is being senced . this is however always confused with paranoia with is a short term effect of marijuana that is usually wrong and can get u smacked and or passed . usually this vision will consist of how you can find weed, or what ever the situation maybe at the time and you solve the dilema while stoned
by ihaveissues November 16, 2004
by squinty red eyes February 17, 2008