stealth pipe

The cock you don't see coming.

Tom I gave my girl the stealth pipe last night, she didn't see it coming!

by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018

Stealth Recon

When the internet goes out and the FBI does secret conspiracy plans that nobody can see

"trust me, guys, when the internet goes out... It's time for stealth recon."

by BeezaCM September 11, 2023

Stealth Dreidel

A dangerous device used by the craftiest of individuals, the Stealth Jew. It emits a powerful sleeping gas, which will render the victim ripe for shekel-taking.

Person 1: "Hey I have this raging headache, and I lost my credit cards."
Person 2: "Oh it was probably a Stealth Jew with their Stealth Dreidel, they run rampant around these parts."

by WallasWallas December 9, 2016

Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.

Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'

by Savage creep December 12, 2022

Food Stealth

Stealthy food, as in it's sneaky.

"He is to be charged of food stealth, your honour."

by H. E. L. P. M. E John January 27, 2023

Stealth Bombing

Is commonly mistaken for when someone has done a silent yet incredibly bad smelling trump. however means when someone has "dropped off the radar" or in other words is unable to be contacted due to them appearing to be excluding a group of people for an unknown reason, be it due to an argument or the person in question having just changed. etc.

Dave: Colin you heard from John recently??
Colin: No mate hes been ignoring my texts... looks like he's stealth bombing us at the moment..

by Lolage... July 2, 2010

Stealth puddle

The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.

Manchester is full of stealth puddles

by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017