Stealth Bed

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.
Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
by CanadianAnalyst March 24, 2015
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Stealth Whale

like a ninja

but just a whale
wow dude that was almost as stealthy as a stealth whale
by stealthwaffle September 22, 2017
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stealth bail

Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.
I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.
by Petestream May 12, 2016
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Stealth Drunk

A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.
Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...
by 3’ilg May 06, 2018
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Stealth Evacuation

The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.
Ugh, I'm hungover as hell today... Time for a stealth evacuation and a quick nap on the can.
by ~TheLuckyOne13~ June 11, 2014
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stealth service

A service used to bypass Microsofts online security for RGH/JTAG users.
The best stealth service out there is xbNetwork since it's forever free.
by Kraz from xbOnline November 11, 2020
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Umbrath/Dark Stealth

Umbrath is a form of dark seeking, a off-spring of parkour with mixed stealth and dark techniques, it is like parkour but more dark and "sinister", Umbrath is to be mainly practiced in the dark as well as at night. An example of Umbrath could be you trying to gather info/stalk someone in some sort of way, to scout out an area, or to get knowledge or get something you desire. (Or vice versa)
Person1: "Have you heard of Umbrath?" Umbrath/Dark Stealth
Person2: "No? What is it?"
Person1: (says def)
Person2: "Oh cool! Ill look forward to learning it."
by Wagenkopf February 16, 2020
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