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Big dog status monday 

A name for the best day of the week Monday often referred to as B.D.S.M which stands from big dog status monday
Hey bro it's big dog status Monday go to your local clothes store and purchase some B.D.S.M merch to share this wonderful tradition

burger status 

A term used to describe anything that is obnoxiously lame, extremely stupid, or utterly disappointing.
Yo, I can't believe the bars in Boston close at 2 a.m. and the subway stops at midnight. That's burger status.
burger status by Vento December 26, 2008

Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.
I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status

Revengeance Status 

An internet slang, which is a common title in many sh*tpost-like videos involving the video-game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Examples of Revengeance status are well known in meme culture such as Raiden punching Armstrong and THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED.
That Revengeance status video got me laughing so much!

Shared Status 

On Facebook, to re-post someone else's status as your own status. Similar to a retweet, but preceded by SS. Can be followed by the re-poster's own comment.

Official Form: SS @Original Poster: Original Poster's Status <<< Re-Poster's Comment (optional)
Larry's Status: I'm loving this new EA Game

Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game

or

Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game <<< I bought the Collector's Edition

Shared Status has just occurred
Shared Status by CM Joker December 15, 2009

reaction status 

A reaction status is a Facebook status posted purely because the person posting it is aware that it will have a reaction (a large number of comments/likes)

A common 'reaction status' is seen after a popular TV show, when people post funny lines from the show knowing that people will be logging into Facebook shortly afterwards.
"How good is half term?" (obviously half term is good, but why would you say this for any other reason than to get a reaction? Reaction Status.)

"Remember when everyone used to have a Nokia 3310?" (The person posting this knows everyone had a 3310. They said so in their post. So why ask? Reaction Status.)

*any line from The Inbetweeners* (People posting these know large numbers of people watch The Inbetweeners, and often actually race to be the first to post a funny line, in order to secure the most comments/likes. Reaction Status.)