Stairsheimer's

Similar to Kitchenheimer's, a portmanteau of 'stairs' and 'Alzheimer's'. Forgetfulness that occurs due to going up or down stairs. The two most common types are:

1. Directional Stairsheimer's. This is when you can't remember if you just walked down the stairs or if you were about to go up.
2. Situational Stairsheimer's. This is when you come down the stairs to get or do something, but forget what that thing is as soon as you get to the bottom. Then you go back up the stairs and immediately remember what it is.

Husband: Why are you going up and down the stairs?
Wife: My Stairsheimer's is acting up. I'm trying to remember what I walked downstairs to do.

by ParkourFactor May 9, 2018

Starshine342

Starshine342
Is a weird person that loves bowtie
And a furry
She's an idiot

Starshine342
Is a weird person

by ThatOneWeirdo666 June 15, 2018

'Stashed

Defacing a portrait by applying a mustache.

"I 'stashed Whistler's Mother in art class today!"

by Bruce Wayne 00 August 26, 2018

Stash

Heavily Club - Branded clothing worn with the intention of making others jealous. Often work by rugby boys in the library.

“He does realise that stash isn’t a substitute for a personality right?”

by Jeffery9 January 28, 2019

STASH

money

I got bitches and stash and bitches

by siru the g November 22, 2019

Stashlostami

That reoccurring moment when you think you’ve stashed something of importance to you, just to find out that you never had a stash spot in the first place and you in turn lost that something of importance TO YOURSELF! Stash.lost.tah.me

Dude, I know I put my d0pe in my favorite stash spot bro, someone had to have jacked that sh*+!

Reggie: Bro, we smoked that stuff up tough last weekend at heathers! We’ve got it on video!

Brandon: Well fu|< man, another stashlostami

by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 24, 2019

stash money

To stash something for later use

Brian: we are out of cigs.
Sal: “stash money”
Sal- *pulls cig out of the blue*

by Mozzarellas April 15, 2020