skunk fucking

When a female leaves a tampon in for too long ( approx. 6.5 + hours ) and engages in intercourse with a male suitor that doesn't mind it's leak week. The vaginal region maybe have become "skunked" thus the sex could be described as skunk fucking.

I was skunk fucking this one girl last night and I had to shower afterwards.

by Khaleesi queen of the andals July 16, 2016

Shunkerknuckle

1) The act of using unusual things to facilitate masturbation.
2) Someone who practises this.

1) I had a mad shunkerknuckle last night using some pastrami in a pair of my grans knickers stuffed between the matresses!

2) Damn man you are one sick shunkerknuckle!

by Oilymarc August 26, 2016

Skunk Like a Badger

When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).

Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"

by ClownJuice August 31, 2021

skrunkly rat

otherwise known as a bunny or rabbit

person 1: *shows person 2 picture of bunny*
person 2: "love the skrunkly rat ty <3"

by mr dixie April 25, 2022

skrunkly

a little man

"awwwwwww the skrunkly little gurg!!! what a boingy sponge!!!"

by sharkv May 14, 2022

hot bunk skunk

The smell of an very sexually active man’s bed several months after a divorce, where his ex-wife normally did the laundry. aka: Mystery Sheets

Friend 1: “Damn, what the hell reeks? It smells is a thousand types of perfume, sweat and … regret.”

Friend 2: “Oh yeah, my sheets haven’t been washed since Bonnie moved out. Guess I have hot bunk skunk. Been so busy hot bunking the women that I haven't gotten around to wash the sheets.”

by WhyMe? January 10, 2014

Petting the skunk

Touching a smelly vagina

When Bobbi took her pants off, Walter was disgusted at the stench but decided he was petting the skunk anyways.

by Nerdc0re August 17, 2014