sponge nappers

Individuals whose sole purpose in life is to liberate Mr Spongebob Squarepants from the rooftops of various Burger King restaurants.

Hey, where did Spongebob go? I just saw him yesterday! (said cruisin' by the local BK)

by Plankton December 5, 2004

Fun-Sponge

Someone who walks into a room and literally soaks up all the fun , as a sponge would to water . Also known as a buzz-kill or a party-pooper .

Colum Leen is such a fun-sponge , he always kills the buzz boner and wants to do work in class .

by Andrew1134 May 7, 2009

Time Sponge

A place on the internet where you go just to check something out, then spend hours playing - like typing names into Urban Dictionary

I spent an hour elf bowling - it is a definite time sponge.

by Huntch March 9, 2010

spong monkey

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.

1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

spong

A combination of spacker / spastic and mong, mostly used by school teachers who would be sacked for using any of the former words, but by using an apparently made up word are able to describe their pupils accurately and with glee.

"Fuck me, my new year 10 class are fucking spongy, most of them can't stop dribbling."
"What you mean you don't understand, what are you, a fucking spong?"

by Dildo Daggins22 September 16, 2007

Spongaloid

one who acts or behaves like calvin i.e a complete imbecile.

"That boy acts like a spongaloid"

"Check that spongaloid"

by Derek Plummer April 1, 2009

Spongebob

When you have an annoying, repeated laughter that resembles that of Spongebob

Carl: Dude, I heard she Spongebobs.
Regina: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Xavier: Yup, she's Spongebobing ...

by Juana69 April 10, 2015