new snowflake

People who cry SJW (social justice warrior) about everything that challenges their own point of view regarding race, culture, sexuality, and politics. The word "new" denotes that this is a fairly recent category of people who typically use the term "snowflake" to describe "triggered" and "overly sensitive" people, despite behaving this way themselves for fairly trivial issues.
After being corrected about how saying "Ni hao" (hello in Chinese) to a Korean woman is inappropriate because you should not assume someone's ethnicity before trying to talk to them in a different language, the new snowflake cried out in a fit of rage that "SJWS are so dumb!! I bet you guys cannot tell the difference between Polish and Germans!"

"Oh my god, you SJWs are never happy," said the new snowflake, enraged that anyone would dare to comment on how plus sized models do not depict normal figures, forgetting that all models generally have bodies that do not represent the average figure.
by BrownBearBrownBear April 20, 2019
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Mocha Snowflake

When she doesn't wipe well enough and leaves a trail of snowflakes on the bed sheets.
Dude you can see on which side of the bed darla slept on! Just follow the Mocha Snowflakes .
by Tina the Trucker November 10, 2016
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Snowflaked

Getting crossed on three different substances.
Dude I was fucking snowflaked after that party last night. That shit was crazy.
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Snowflakism

The act of behaving in a manner that would make you regarded as a snowflake. Namely the act of behaving in a manner that would be deemed over sensitive or easily hurt by trivial statements or actions that has come from another.
That guy over there got really upset when I called him a silly billy. Shouldn't do that, that is snowflakism.
by LordJenal April 29, 2023
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bulletproof snowflake

A person that pretends to care deeply about a progressive movements and beliefs, but is really using a faux concern to stop the opposition.
The chief whip of the conservative party is a bulletproof snowflake for complaining about bullying, when it is literally the job of the whips to bully other members of parliament to vote with the government.
by alexp700 November 09, 2022
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Officer snowflake

Person 10:Did you see Drew durnils acting in his old YouTube video I know it was cringe right.
Person 2:yeah it was funny to.
by lbert August 11, 2022
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Vanilla Snowflake

Drunk white boys that can't dance.
noun.
Person 1: Oh geez. -shaking head-
Person 2: what's wrong.
-Person 1 points to dance floor-
Person 1: We got ourselves a vanilla snowflake.
-Person 2 looks to the dance floor-
Person 2: -nods- I agree. That is indeed a vanilla snowflake.
by ~Blackstarr~ January 09, 2017
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