Siberian Sasquatch

A large hairy homo sapien male, not necessarily of Siberian descent, but who would be able to winter over in Siberia given his built in giant wooly sweater.

Holy shit, did you see how hairy Joe was?

Yeah, dude, he's a fuckin Siberian Sasquatch.

by sgmpornstarr October 26, 2011

Slobertunity

The opportunity to slob on one's knob

that drunk girl is a major slobertunity.

by Mr. long nipps July 13, 2012

slimber

(from the combination of the words slumber and slimmer) To fall asleep on one's own enormous ass or belly and dream vividly about being thin, only to awaken suddenly to the nightmarish reality of one's own putrescent obesity

Goddamn, Skinny Pete, I ate two whole fried chickens last night and went into a deep slimber, and then I wake up to your naked skeleton ass walking around the dorm room ... you gotta start wearin' clothes or I'm gonna have to change to another dorm room!

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by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 23, 2014

Siberian Waxing

When you jizz on someone's body hair, let it dry, and then pull it off; removing said body hair.

Dude, she had a little bush. So I helped her out with a little Siberian Waxing.

by SirWacksAlot March 31, 2015

Sliver Tootsie

A fragile noodle of condensed poop accumulated in the urethra of a male from hours of strenuous anal sex. Extraction of a sliver tootsie can be difficult at times when corn or a loose nut block the fecal matter from escaping the penis.

I was banging her in the butt when I ejaculated and nothing came out. After another round of her sucking my cock, there was just a SLIVER TOOTSIE blocking the jizz. Luckily i didn't have Corn Tip.

by psylence July 11, 2015

Siberian Bitch Slap

Siberian Bitch Slap (v) Is where you strike your hand in a backwards motion across a person (usually a prostitute of your own) in temperatures under 5 degrees Fahrenheit.

"Bruh, Nancy got me so pissed last night when we we're out making her rounds I had to hit her with the Siberian Bitch Slap." "Dude that's just cold." "That's the point..."

by Schutze October 14, 2016

siberian slurpee

A sex term where you snort cocaine out of one's asshole until they shit themselves.

"Hey Louis, I heard Zoe gave a siberian slurpee to two dudes last night. Nasty!"

by bob-ama-hrod17 January 11, 2017