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skeet mobile

1. A car similar to the original 'Bat mobile' but more attractive and covered in skeet

2. The car your mother drives

3. A car so ugly, you would rather skeet on its dingy surface than drive it in public
1. That is one rad skeet mobile!

2. Hey Mom, can I drive your skeet mobile to school?

3. Wow, that '81 Honda Civic is a skeet mobile.
by Kyle da O.G. November 11, 2008
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beat and skeet

when you have sex with someone once and never talk to them again!!!
Yo that chick\dude sucked i had to beat and skeet!!!!
by Tayla Testicles October 17, 2008
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skeetbuster

Human with the involentary action of ones skeet and then while doing it catching ghosts with his or in unusual cases her skeet.
Man! Mary was such a skeetbuster at that haunted house!
by skeetbusterone November 27, 2007
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Skeet-Stutter "SS"

1.the act of pulling out during sex,
2.stopping the act of sex because you are about to skeet.
1. I was making love to my girl, and i didn't have a condom, so I had to skeet-stutter.
by Ram April 2, 2004
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skeet

Man, she made me skeet like a water hose the other day...
by P-Dak December 22, 2008
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skeet

*When you are having sex with a guy and he pulls out and cums on you, whether it be on your stomache, tits, or face!

*trapshooting with clay targets in the sky to stimulate the flight of a bird
he skeeted on me and now I'm all sticky!
by Trixi July 29, 2005
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SKEET BEARD

Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.
"Hey Carl, were about to go onstage, put on some deodorant and clean up your skeet beard".
by Bingbong79 March 7, 2009
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