Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller

“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”

by Iamtaller September 21, 2019

Costco Size Mistake

An action or judgment that leaves you with a large amount of an unusable or undesired item.

I made a costco size mistake buying the 50 pack of the wrong razor blades.

by chixdigit September 20, 2011

prostitute sized gap

An over sized hole in a glass smoking device, most often a water pipe. So large it waste much of the substance being smoked.

Half my burn just got pulled through your prostitute sized gap. Get a bowl with a smaller hole.

by SALMON CREEK ANGLER July 11, 2009

Size 8 Lockpick

The act of kicking open a locked door or container with your boot.

I was trying to open the shipping container and realised it was locked. I then applied my Size 8 lockpick to remedy the situation. Job Done!

by Dr.Whitelabcoat May 16, 2010

bite-size buddy

A friend that you enjoy hanging out with, but only for so long at a time. See also: frenemy

Andrew is a great guy, but I like him more as a bite-size buddy - he's been on our couch for like, four days now.

by _alexey September 27, 2014

flying size elevens

The shoes that were thrown at former President George W. Bush.

Don't piss me off or I'll get out my flying size elevens!

by roflolomglmao February 7, 2009

fat bitch size

A Star Jones portion of Food

-How Much do you want Miss Jones?
-A Fat Bitch Size please

by Chad Tyler November 8, 2005