That I did not create. You CHOSE a hostage situation. You chose the dystopian harassment for ME even if it is only happening to me (which it isn't and if the impact has lessened that's another thing for which I'm not being given credit) you CHOSE that and now YOU WANT ME to chose... The thing YOU want to happen. You want me to chose to walk away emptyhanded without you having to interact with me and then never retaliate for the rest of my life. DO I OWE YOU A FAVOR, BITCH!? ARE WE FRIENDS!? WHY WOULD I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!? Do you want me to drive your pregnant wife to the hospital for you too? You need a babysitter? How about a foot-rub? That is how HE thinks at a fundamental level! I'm here to serve him and when he steals from me, I also need to make the choices he wants me to make. I'm his servant! That's what it is. I'm doing this guy favors because I owe him something. I either murder kids are his discretion or he locks me up for an "unsanctioned child murder." You got the SANCTIONED ones where he orders a drone strike on you house and then you go the UNSANCTIONED ones where they steal a guys dissertation and that guy stabs a little girl to death in a gas station because what, are you never going to bring your kids to a gas station? THAT is one of the unsanctioned one. So HERE I got to make an appeal to get my child murder sanction by the government.
Hym "And the appeals process is a NIGHTMARE because they just bark the things you say back at you like a parrot. You almost need to carry crackers around I your pocket. And we are just best friends all of us. But usually to get sanctioned you need to get fired explicitly for murder but I just designed the AI they are going to use to make your lives dystopian nightmares. And really it's racist! If I was a JEW... HE WOULD HAND ME THE GUN AND PAT ME ON THE BACK! And then he would GIVE ME A BILLION DOLLARS for the inconvenience of making me have to walk a couple of steps to grab the money from them. It really is absurd. It's almost unbelievable that a hostage situation doesn't work on the Jews! You'd think the would just be like 'Oh god no! Please! Take my kids instead! Here! Here are the keys to my house and car! Don't forget my wallet sir!' Heheheh... JooOooOoooOoos!"
by Hym Iam November 11, 2025
Get the A hostage situationmug. A situation is a term used to describe a male and female being in a relationship together. A slang used in place for the term relationship.
by Old Head Joe June 8, 2023
Get the Situationmug. What is hope- its like dreaming of getting heard from godess who is so sacred to you yet you cursed her put allegation that non beleivers are getting boons and one who prayed only for one single glance everyday is not heard of, i haved asked for sorry for same instances n number of time and again repeat same mistake pls forgive my ignorance as i have lost my common sense in your love , pls i need to see love in your eyes and real smile on your face, once again pls forgive me
# When situation is not clear and you out of your overthinking make it futher worse
what is Hope
faith and love is
everything in nothing
what is Hope
faith and love is
everything in nothing
by Devoteeofgodess September 21, 2025
Get the When situation is not clear and you out of your overthinking make it futher worsemug. A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.
Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship
by Excelsior_23 November 25, 2023
Get the situation-friends- with- benefits-shipmug. A lulotte situation is that awkward moment between two friends just before they go into a relationship together
I really like Charlotte but but we’re just in a lulotte situation right now and there’s not much I can do
by James Micheal June 7, 2022
Get the lulotte situationmug. - Backing up my files always felt unnecessary... until my laptop died.
That’s a seatbelt situation in action.
- Q: "Why do you keep a flashlight on every floor?"
A: "It’s a seatbelt situation. One time the power went out while I was in the basement — I tripped three times trying to find the one upstairs."
- Most people only learn what a seatbelt situation is the hard way.
I’d rather not wait for the lesson.
That’s a seatbelt situation in action.
- Q: "Why do you keep a flashlight on every floor?"
A: "It’s a seatbelt situation. One time the power went out while I was in the basement — I tripped three times trying to find the one upstairs."
- Most people only learn what a seatbelt situation is the hard way.
I’d rather not wait for the lesson.
by mechanicalsheep August 6, 2025
Get the Seatbelt Situationmug. When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.
L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.
by tbizzy2 July 25, 2023
Get the Dark Situationmug.