shrimp assed

When you take anal from a shrimp dick

“I got shrimp assed by Cedric last night” said Caleb.

by atootyta May 14, 2021

Shrimp Daddy

(N): Like sugar daddy, but a wealthy male figure who can afford to buy a fine young lady the pre-packaged bag of shrimp available at many supermarkets. Can also apply to someone who buys any shrimp products for a potential sexual or romantic partner.

Person 1: "I am so lonely, and could really use some shell fish right about now."
Person 2: "Girl, sounds like you need to get yourself a shrimp daddy."

by J and A Define the World May 21, 2019

Seeing shrimp

Very tired; falling asleep.

Man, I’m seeing shrimp, I gotta go lay down

by GareWolf June 8, 2022

Shrimp knuckles

What happens when you finger a girl who doesn’t have a clean vagina.

I wish I hadn’t finger-blasted that cheap prostitute. Now I gotta bad case of shrimp knuckles.

by dlotssarpedon November 17, 2021

shrimp gloves

A badass human whose friends called him “hands” in high school.

Watch yourself, or shrimp gloves will snatch yo bitch!

by The real New Guy October 1, 2020

Shrimp circle

When a group of people orient themselves in a circle, cross their left legs over their right leg and extend their left big toe to the person on their right for the person on their right to suck on their left big toe.

Hey guys do you want to do ecstasy and do a shrimp circle?

by Duphmann February 13, 2022

Shrimp Cocktail

The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.

I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.

by Anallover4000 January 22, 2022