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slimy shoe

while performing the slimy shoe you must take someones shoe and repeatedly cum in the shoe then quickly replace the shoe for someone to wear them.
bob took toquetoe's shoes and cummed in them so when toquetoe put the shoes on she screamed slimy shoe.
by crandlecooper January 24, 2009
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Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).
Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.
by LindsayM November 4, 2011
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cloud shoes

The act of getting high.Or in refinance to weed.
If im going to that shitty movie with you i got to put on my cloud shoes
by Iomandala August 15, 2007
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Porcelain Shoes

On some occasions, people have had sex in an airplane bathroom. Since those bathrooms are so small, some people accidently get their feet stuck in the toilet. those are called porcelain shoes.
Dude, I was f*****g Angela earlier and I got a pair of porcelain shoes. The attendant had to help me out...
by Apecicle April 12, 2010
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yard shoes

A pair of shoes having the distinct characteristic of being "old" or "worn out". Fit for being worn in the yard or on the street in situations not suitable for nice shoes. Often worn by individuals of the inner city African American community.
That nigga walkin around in piss and shit all day. Good thing he wearin' his yard shoes.
by The GodFocker November 22, 2011
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E-shoes

a dumb gadget that generates electricity with walking but explodes after five steps
Mike: you're so dumb.
dylan: suck my exploding e-shoes.
everyone in the world: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
by Baron V. Stacker May 15, 2018
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Medgit shoes

MEdgit shoes means condom or a anti sexual product
Ricky:Hey man did you have protection last night?
Chan:Ya man i had some Medgit shoes
by Shakezulia March 4, 2008
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