Definitions by Iomandala

shmegma

Any sort of unknown jelly like substance.

my new shoes got shmegma on them on the way to work.

shmegma by iomandala January 9, 2008

deer shits

small balls of fesses that drop out of the rectum and resembling the fesses of a deer.

I don't know what I ate last night after i left the bar but I got some wicked deer shits today.

deer shits by iomandala January 9, 2008

cluckin 

Coming down of of hard drugs crack,meth,heroin.

The bitch is cluckin so hard she would suck a dead dogs dick for a hit.

cluckin by iomandala January 9, 2008

hoot dude 

Male who finds the need to hoot or yell at the bar or sports game a little to much.

I'm gonna punch that fucking hoot dude in the mouth.

hoot dude by iomandala January 9, 2008

cloud shoes 

The act of getting high.Or in refinance to weed.

If im going to that shitty movie with you i got to put on my cloud shoes

cloud shoes by Iomandala August 15, 2007

neuffin 

To nibble or a soft bite.

The bunny is neuffin my arm

neuffin by Iomandala August 15, 2007