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shoe heaven

the act of putting ones hands into a pair of ugg boots when its cold out.

half-shoe heaven can also be achieved by putting ones hands into a pair of ugg slippers.
shoe heaven. if you ain't there, get there bitches
by i<3C.K. April 11, 2011
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Shoe-purr

How delighted you feel when you get some new shoes
She shoe-purred to work, happy in the knowledge that she wouldn't fall in the snow.
by Bronzeprincess February 19, 2018
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Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."
by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013
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E-shoes

a dumb gadget that generates electricity with walking but explodes after five steps
Mike: you're so dumb.
dylan: suck my exploding e-shoes.
everyone in the world: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
by Baron V. Stacker May 15, 2018
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night shoes

1) The personality you put on when you go out at night. Your metaphorical party hat...if you will.

2) What you do at night.
"You about to see me in my night shoes"

"You don't know me, you only see me in my night shoes"
by Creampuff33 March 19, 2009
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New Shoes

Letting your cock hangout of your trousers, then asking if people like your new shoes.
Kirsty was shocked when Westy asked if she liked his new shoes
by stesaf June 28, 2022
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slimy shoe

while performing the slimy shoe you must take someones shoe and repeatedly cum in the shoe then quickly replace the shoe for someone to wear them.
bob took toquetoe's shoes and cummed in them so when toquetoe put the shoes on she screamed slimy shoe.
by crandlecooper January 24, 2009
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