Serbia

A fascist country ruled over by the granddaughter of Adolf Hitler. It is also often called "West Romania". It is located to the west of Romania. The people here love company because they have many group activities to do in town such as:

1) Punching orphans

2) Kicking puppies

3) Pushing an old lady onto the street

4) Praying that one day they'll be as free as the DPRK

5) Sucking their own dicks

and many others.

To enter Serbia, you need to be alive, since if you are dead, or close to dying you will be kicked out. That way Serbia has a 0% mortality rate. If you die it will only count 5 days after the authorities have found your body. Their healthcare hasn't had an incident since 1991, since then their healthcare is located in Albania. You are not allowed to leave either, thus they don't have an emigration problem.

Serbia is consisted of 5 provinces:

1) Vojvodina

2) Serbia proper

3) Kosovo

4) Montenegro

5) Bosnia

The language is Serbian and it is a beautiful language. The most important phrases in Serbian are:

"Jebo ti Bog mater bre" meaning "Have a good day", it's used commonly as a greeting, and "Slava drugu Titu" meaning "Me and my family will be executed in 3 days on the main square"

Overall I'd recommend giving Serbia a go, I give it a solid 7.8/10

Dude1: "Hey have you been to Serbia"

Dude2: "Of course bro, sick place"

Dude3:"Slava drugu Titu"

Dude1:"Damn, it was nice knowing you"

by The Christmas bee February 3, 2019

Serge

A sensitive guy that takes words on Urban Dictionary very, very personally.

Princess Mia: what's wrong with Serge?

Princess Brianna: the word mudak makes him emotional..he'll be okay

by Princess Mia April 19, 2013

Sergio

Garbage boy. Absolute stinkman. Will bully you over the tiniest things but will apologize immediately after. Impossible to stay mad at for more than a few minutes. Only able to show affection by being an asshole. Loves and appreciates friends a lot but doesn't show it as much as everyone else. An actual idiot. Terrible. Under 5"9 and mad about it.

Person A : Sergio made fun of me for spelling a word wrong today.

Person B : It really be like that sometimes

by jesusworshipper June 4, 2019

Sergio

A hot guy on my bus. If you ever meet him you are going to fall in love with him. Love at first sight. Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

I love Sergio. He is the nicest person I ever met.

by KillDaNoobz69 May 15, 2020

Serbian Salad

A code name for cannabis when being sold over the table from a food court vender

This word was made famous when an un suspecting drug dealer accidently whispered, if you want pot ask for a Serbian salad to an off duty cop.

Drug dealer: Hey you in the blue suit if you want pot ask for a Serbian Salad

Cop: Your all under arrest for being stupid

by blashada October 18, 2012

very sergeant pepper

Very Sergeant pepper is a term used to describe something that seems drug fueled and a bit psychedelic.

'That show is very sergeant pepper'

by Green Ocelot January 12, 2008

Serbian Gooch Rash

A severe condition is frequently obtained in the city of East Stroudsburg. Most known for it's 2010 outbreak in Warriors Football Camp due to over-consumption of warrior dogs and the failure to shower. This condition can only be treated by applying baby powder amongst the affected gooch.

Last night Twilliger caught me purchasing rye bread at Wawa and he made me rub baby powder amongst his gooch all night. He had a bad case of the Serbian Gooch Rash.

by coachtwilliger December 12, 2011