by Savage Man 709 January 10, 2017
Get the hudson sellmug. Look up "sell out" in the dictionary, and see Mario
Got your face on everything just like a Nintend-ho
Keep copies of your game in the bathroom for when I need to wipe
Peach always gets kidnapped because your too busy plumbing Luigi's pipe
You try to roll hard like your name is Donkey Kong
But through your girly-ass tights, we can see your tiny dong
We've been fighting for years, don't need another player
Go run along with Sega and be another failure
You're a pedo-stached, preening pussy plumbing fucking prick
On the roster, you're the reject that no one ever picks
It ain't my fault you're always losing your chick, sorry
Your princess is in another castle, suckin' my dick!
Got your face on everything just like a Nintend-ho
Keep copies of your game in the bathroom for when I need to wipe
Peach always gets kidnapped because your too busy plumbing Luigi's pipe
You try to roll hard like your name is Donkey Kong
But through your girly-ass tights, we can see your tiny dong
We've been fighting for years, don't need another player
Go run along with Sega and be another failure
You're a pedo-stached, preening pussy plumbing fucking prick
On the roster, you're the reject that no one ever picks
It ain't my fault you're always losing your chick, sorry
Your princess is in another castle, suckin' my dick!
by Yeslol69420 May 31, 2021
Get the Sell outmug. That One Motherfucka Who's Shooting 7/37 From 3PT - A Person Who's Always Trolling Or Not Listening When Comes To Video Games Such As Fortnite Or 2k
by Sdddldkdk June 4, 2024
Get the Sellingmug. the most beautiful person, with the best personality. she is kind, romantic, and hilarious. she loves to talk about things she loves, and gets excited over certain shows. she is so lovable, it’s easy to fall in love with her.
she is an amazing friend, and an even better lover.
she is an amazing friend, and an even better lover.
(person 1) hey, have you talked to jordyn sells?
(person 2) yes, i became friends with her, but the second she talked to me i fell in love with her soul.
(person 1) yeah, that seems easy to do
(person 2) yes, i became friends with her, but the second she talked to me i fell in love with her soul.
(person 1) yeah, that seems easy to do
by user13243546 December 26, 2021
Get the jordyn sellsmug. by cristiano messi jr May 4, 2025
Get the Sellingmug. 