poop scoop

to scrape the left over poop off of a kittens ass with a nilla wafer

after the kitty pooed i poop scooped the dangeler on his anus

by mr. taco man November 13, 2007

scoomp

Any ignorant,foolish,stupid,clueless person who is often mistaken for someone with a serious mental problem. They often have no idea how stupid they look and usually think their behavior is cute.

She dumped her dude 'cuz he was a scoomp.

Boy,get in this house and stop actin'like a scoomp!

by mayazine January 2, 2009

scooped up

see also scoop. A fighting tactic in which one person grabs another's legs and attempts to lift him off of the ground, often onto something (table, chair, etc.). Usually results in getting hit repeatedly in the back.

Damn that n*gga got scooped up.
He was tryin' to scoop his ass up.

by Vince November 30, 2003

devil scoop of chocolate

1)A shady sketchster who is trying and failing miserably to achieve penicular activity.

2) secret "operations" involving said sketchster

I was having a devil scoop of chocolate the other night when I realized that the scoop was trying to get some by lying about his birthdate, to which I chuckled maniacally.

by Bandito March 30, 2004

Cooper Scooper

the moment you see a Cooper one shall yell:
COOPER SCOOPER
and bean dip the acquaintance
BUT, if the acquaintance is to yell the color of the Cooper, one cannot "cooper scoop" the acquaintance

Statler: COOPER SCOOPER
"scoops chest'
Waldorf: OH MY GEE, I'm driving man!

by tommyrhee.tumblr.com July 10, 2011

Schoop

The sound of forceing diarrhea out of ones but hole.

"Dude, I just had the loudest schoop of my life"

Greg: "Did you hear that guy in the bathroom?"
Mike: "Yeah, that was one loud schoop!"

by The-Flasher1 October 30, 2010

Scoop 'n' Score

When a man pulls out after intercourse the woman scoops up his seed and rubs it in her vagina in order to get pregnant so she can keep him around

After he jizzed on my tummy I Scoop 'n' Scored. He will be mine forever.

by Mike the Mu November 1, 2013