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Schlong licker

Shlong licker is someone or something that is on there knees or any other style sucking your dong or someones dong , most likely a mans .
JEROME : Yo steve how you have so much hoes being your schlong licker

Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong
by Chinese goverment May 4, 2021
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Schlongaphorically

Of or relating to life fucking you
Schlongaphorically speaking, you’re fucked
by Schlingschlongbangbam May 7, 2021
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Schlong

My schlong is big
by UwU big dick man July 2, 2021
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schlong

a shit-long penis
"Wanna suck on my schlong, homie?"
"hell yeah"
by i_snortwizzfizz November 2, 2021
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Schlong

Nice schlong bro
by lickitusfikitus November 15, 2021
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schlong

this word can be used to describe someone who wields the ultimate cock
you have a nice schlong
by landoj69 September 7, 2021
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Schlong

A 'schlong' is a type of food consumed by primarily females.
"I love Johns Schlong!"
by SchlongBoy September 29, 2021
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