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selective sharing

A.k.a. "garnished generosity". Refers to da "snooty-friends/cousins/siblings procedure" of retaining/withdrawing/consuming all of da "goodies" from a particular lot of items, and then pretending to be lovingly/caringly thoughtful of you by giving you da remaining items, which are inferior or less-desirable in some way.
A classic example of selective sharing would be during snack-time, whereby da gluttonous and sweet-toothed connivers --- instead of carefully/conscientiously dividing up da tasty and not-so-tasty comestibles evenly among everyone present --- first select all of da best and most-palatable selections from da goodies-platter for themselves to guzzle up, and then leave you wif just da blander and/or less-chewable/digestible selections, such as da veggies, chocolates wif coconut centers, overly-firm/spicy chips, etc.
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manifestation staring

staring at someone until they feel good about themselves
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smegma sharing

when two partners decide to offer fellatio to one another, whilst both have not showered for at least 20 (twenty) days. Then, without swallowing, the two may kiss and tongue-wrestle with the smegma still present within the mouth.
Would you like to invest in smegma sharing?
Sure, awmawmawm
by HillClint January 15, 2022
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Life-scarring

Something that happens or has happened that leaves a permanent mark on someone's life mentally.

2. An event, usually traumatic or painful, that happened in the past that will remain with you, or in your memory for the rest of your life.
The reason why I am who I am today as an adult, is mostly because of the life-scarring events I went through as I a child.
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Stinky Staring

Two women have a staring contest while another woman will fart directly at their faces (mostly with her bare butt sticking out), the main point of the game is to not get distracted by the smell.
"Sally and Melissa were playing Stinky Staring the another day"
"Oh really? Who won?"
"Kathy, she ate too much Taco Bell for lunch"
"No wonder why the living room smells like rotten eggs"
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Boyfriend sharing

The act of 2 women sharing one man without any jealousy
Hey do you mind boyfriend sharing with me since I have no date tonight?
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Girlfriend sharing

When a guy shares his girlfriend with his male friend
Hey bro do you mind girlfriend sharing with me since I have no date to the movies?
by Hotstuff23 September 21, 2022
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