golden santa

Peeing and cuming into a girl at the same time.

"I got a golden santa yesterday, Stacy!"

by Karkels April 11, 2016

Toilet Santa

A person who repeatedly gives bad or cheap gifts on Christmas.

Another chia pet? Aunt Martha is a real toilet Santa.

by Cthuloo December 23, 2017

santa's belly

When santa eats to many ginger bread cookies, he should really go on a diet AND GET RIPPED!!!!!!

Man you should go on a diet or your gonna have santa's belly so get out there and GET RIPPED.

by Trashing stardust May 5, 2017

Santa claus

A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.

Santa claus is coming to town...

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 9, 2016

santa marta

Mexico uses this word to describe marijuana

Got any Santa Marta

by Truth1919 July 27, 2016

Santa Claus

A shit excuse for your parents to eat cookies and drink wine, also it's just your dad smooching your mother not an overweight fat old man cheating on his wife.

Child: is santa claus coming?
Dad and Mum: Oh yeah ;)

by _NotEllis_ January 25, 2018

Santas Jizz

An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.

Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?

Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.

Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!

by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011