santa gravy

Egg nog

Let's have a tall glass of Santa Gravy to celebrate the season

by 123TheTruth321 April 2, 2016

Santa Claus

The morbidly obese man that breaks into houses every year on December 24th and eats all of the food in your house. If you ever see him in your house, run. Santa Claus will give out presents to kids that he finds attractive and the ugly ones get coal. The presents usually have trackers in them as he handmade them with his children slaves that he kidnapped, also known as “elves”
Sometimes you may find some very small elves in your house. Dispose of them immediately because they have cameras in them. Santa isn’t your friend. He’s a child predator.

*kid wakes up*
oh my goodness it’s santa claus and he is in my room
santa claus: ho ho ho get in my fabric sack
kid: *climbs into fabric sack*
santa claus: hahaha now you are my elf
kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*the kid was forced to make toys until the end of time*

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023

Santa Claus

A shit excuse for your parents to eat cookies and drink wine, also it's just your dad smooching your mother not an overweight fat old man cheating on his wife.

Child: is santa claus coming?
Dad and Mum: Oh yeah ;)

by _NotEllis_ January 25, 2018

winking santa

When engaging in oral sex, pull out of your partner's mouth and ejaculate upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from Christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Laurel told me she wasn't feeling the Christmas spirit, so last night I surprised her with a Winking Santa.

by DocDirty March 7, 2016

santa sanchez

This is a play off the "Dirty Sanchez". In this the man ejaculates specifically on the female's upper lip.
This is closely related to the "Pearl Necklace".

This was first documented on Loveline by Dr Drew Pinsky on September 10th, 2007

"He came on my upper lip, he gave me a santa sanchez"

by santalistener September 23, 2007

jaden santa

Jaden Santa is so rude and so smelly like no wonder no one likes him lol

Jaden Santa eats ass and everyone hates him I hope he gets hit in the face by a soccer ball.

by swagmoneyemily69 October 25, 2019

santa's reindeer

A flying furred animal that is fucking magical. Don't question their existence.

Dale: Santa's Reindeer is best shipped with my little pony characters.
Sane person: Dude what the actual fuck

by Pirating chunks of ice December 8, 2016