Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013

saddlebagged

When a man has his penis shot off and is left with only his testicles looking like saddle bags.

Greg was saddlebagged, and can no longer piss standing up.

by Killerrabbit November 5, 2013

sandle pussy

This term is used to define mediocre pussy that all the while has been portrayed as being stiletto pussy. When a girl is acting like she's all that but in reality, she ain't half that great, she's got a bad case of "sandle pussy"

guy 1- "aye, bruh, that bitch i brought home last night..."
guy 2- "yeah? u actually hit that?"
guy 1- "yeah but it was some sandle puh puh (aka sandle pussy)"

by ultraflail December 26, 2013

Saddle Burr

That annoying zit/pimple on your inner thigh area, in which become irritated when your thighs scrape together or is touched/picked at.

I can hardly walk straight because this Saddle Burr is driving me crazy!

by Drunken Visionary. December 31, 2014

Sandle Surfing

The dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. Most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. The intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples pubes, dead skin cells, feces, semen, etc from getting on your feet.

Sandle surfing
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.

by AtheosAeternus October 6, 2016

Sandlering

Named after the bipopular celebrity Adam Sandler, Sandlering is the tendency of always returning to one specific silly voice or accent - wether on purpose or not (though mostly not) - when joking, being silly or when acting.

You know that scene from The Cobbler where Adam Sandler's character couldn't find the body of the man he had killed with a shoe? The sandlering in that scene turned it from funny into cringy.

Man, George could be a great comedian if he just learned to control his sandlering.

I don't mind my sandlering; it's a good indicator that I'm having a good time.

When Eric sandler he actually sounds slightly british.

You're such a sandlerer, Martha!

by Charles wannaby May 16, 2016

Saddles Off

This phrase is used in order to describe that something exciting just happened, is happening, or is about to happen. It is most commonly used among friends at parties.

1) Fred: "Hey boys, pre game at my place tonight."
Brad: "Sick bro, saddles off. Hook 'em baby!"
2) "yah know that moment when you realize while in bed with a girl that she is a total freak, and it's saddles off boys"

by Boob man May 20, 2017