All of you need to get your minds out of the gutter; that is disgusting. A dirty sanchez is simply when one sticks their finger into one's own butthole and then puts it into another person's ear, using a twisting motion similiar to that of a wet willy. So there!
by Jennifer Smith July 28, 2008
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Get the Dirty Sanchez mug.ok, a dirty sanchez is acutally when a guy has anal sex with a girl-or it can be a guy, whatever gets you going-and then after, the guys dick is sucked so that shit is on the upper lip of the sucker looking like a mexican mustache, the dirty sanchez
After tom and sheila had anal sex, she gave him head and got the hugest dirty sanchez above her lip.
by wes0005 August 27, 2005
Get the Dirty Sanchez mug.During intercourse, inserting your finger in your lovers anus and smearing their feces above their lip. Thus they receive a shit mustache.
by Psyphilis April 24, 2009
Get the Stinking Sanchez mug.When a girl drags her finger between her sweaty tits, and then drags her finger under an unsuspecting guy's nose
by Holanda June 2, 2013
Get the titty sanchez mug.An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.
Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway
by Sandycheeks1 December 14, 2013
Get the Matt Sanchez mug.The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.
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