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DNA sample

1. after intercourse when a male removes his condom and places the partially semen covered tip of his penis in the woman/women/mens (applies to homosexuals also) mouth.
1. "after i banged her last night, i gave her a DNA sample"

2. (as a joke) "i gave your mom a DNA sample last night"
by kingoflb September 10, 2006
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Samuel Kevin

The best thing that has happened to Elisha. The kindest most patient man ever and anyone would be lucky to know him.
by thiqueapple June 17, 2019
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core sample

When a guy pops his lover in the backdoor while the chili chute is full, then tries to take a piss afterwards forcing a thin rod of fecal matter to be ejected from the penis
Before Roy could go to the bathroom, Siegfried bent him over and took a core sample.
by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003
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To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.
Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."
by Kim MOTHERFUCKING Weems December 9, 2008
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samuel

An obese man who lives in the sewer and wears expensive clothing. He battles oversized alligators and eats them. He is a legend in his own mind. He has bright orange skin and looks like John Madden.

He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
Dude1: I looked down my drain in my bath tub and I saw a mirror with an eye staring at me... and then it was gone..

Dude2: wtf??

Dude3: lmao

Dude1: .... i'm being serious

Dude2: ???

Dude3: you think it was samuel?

Dude1: who the fuck is samuel?
by IwasAdopted January 11, 2008
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Samuel

A person whos shy,funny,and smart.Samuels also loves video games,music and youtube.(WELL MY FRIEND SAMUEL)
Me:what do you call a cow without legs?
Samuel:what?
Me:GROUND BEEF
Samuel:XD
by STRONG PANDA31 January 18, 2018
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Samuel L. Jackson

Somebody who, if you are white, would probably make you kill yourself if you had to sit across from them on a train.
Samuel L. Jackson: Say what one more time mothafucka
by jrich69 May 21, 2006
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