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Normally a girl or gay guy, Sammers' are usually very smart, pretty, and very insane.
They are usually very extreme when it comes to clothing, accessories, emotions, and hair (cut, style, color, etc.)
They are funny and sarcastic and are often referred to as "smart asses".
They are most likely shorter than they should be and very thin.
They look innocent but are in fact very vicious when angered.
They like techno and rock
and they love to sing and dance at random and somewhat awkward times.
Guy: Why is that girl skipping down the hallway with cat ears on her hoodie singing "Love me or hate me" by Lady Sovereign at the top of her lungs?
Girl: Oh, she's a Sammers.
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If you see a chick that looks like she robbed Hot Topic and is wearing everything all at once, she's a sammi. Sammis are always girls. Usually they look like they have no idea if they're goth, emo or punkrawkers, and most of the time they just look like posers. If you see one, try not to laugh. Also name of a Japanese pop star. I think.
"Ohmigod, girlfriend, she's such a sammi. Let's laugh."
Sammi by Sammiz. September 17, 2006

PBC SAMMICH 

Peanut-butter and clitoris sandwich. Very delicious.
THAT WAS A GREAT PBC SAMMICH I HAD FOR LUNCH.
PBC SAMMICH by PBC MAN July 27, 2010
One to be stabbed with kitchen pliers
Look at that Sammi
Get those pliers ready
Sammi by Strandles December 4, 2018
A description for same sex couples, Easier than defining them as lesbian or gay couples.
"Ellen and Portia look pretty close",
"yeah, they're samies".
Samies by spawnofkyuss October 6, 2011
a cutesy way of saying "sandwich".
Boy: i'm going to the kitchen, want anything?

Girl: can you make me a sammer?
sammer by Beth K January 12, 2010

Wang Sammich

A wang in a roll.
sorry wang best def I could think of ;_;
oh baby I'll love a Wang Sammich right about now..mmmmmm
Wang Sammich by dot dot dot July 27, 2004