Sammy Urquhart

A fuckin babe slayer with the sickest hair cut ever. He is the life of the party and is out of control. But he’s got a big heart and loves to chill with his homies. A loyal friend who is a total shredded piece of muscle. His schlong is twice his body size and has no problem with the girls. Get yourself a Sam cause he will rock yo world.

I don’t want anybody but a Sammy Urquhart they are so thick😍!!!!!!

by Bigdicksammy July 2, 2019

Sammy P

That one basketball player who thinks he’s good and doesn’t get off the court, but it’s because he’s such a little shit.
Averages 2 points a game and has an IQ of a blanched potatoe

Sammy P: I’m such a fucking god at basketball
Everyone Else: No you’re not your such a little shit

by NotVarun January 24, 2019

Sammy stupid

Sammy stupid a person who says no to short guys

Short dude: Sammy date me
Sammy stupid: how the weather down there bud

by Aj the booty boy September 19, 2020

Sammy D

When you are playing Fortnite and accidentally flick, noscope and headshot an enemy who is over 50 metres away.
It’s a very hard trick shot.

OH MY GOD I JUST SAMMY D’ed that kid in the face!!!!

by MrDankOwl On YouTube April 19, 2019

Sammy stupid

A girl who people want to date but she won’t say yes to short guys

Short guy: Sammy date me

Sammy stupid:how the weather down there

by Aj the booty boy September 19, 2020

Hot Sammy

The act of deficating on one's chest. Obviously a sibling to the Hot Carl and the Hot Sally.

Travis- "Can I give you a Hot Sammy?"
Debra- "I would love if you shit on my chest! Do it."

by Chesterthemelester September 29, 2009

Sammy Hagar

a punk bitch that could never live up to Diamond Dave

did you hear that new band? the singer sounded like a sammy hagar.

by Damb June 12, 2008