Salad fingers

Salad fingers is the best clip in the world. He wants to caress your rusty kettle and rub your rusty spoons to make milk come out of his teat.

I'd like to caress your rusty kettle! - Salad fingers

by john mugster March 17, 2019

Salad God

A being of higher power created entirely from salad. The creation of this being caused the destruction and famine of Ethiopia.

Salad God is an awful character please kill him

by SexualDorito69 June 12, 2018

Heck Salad

A less obvious synonym for cannabis, as devil's lettuce has become mainstream for police suspicion

Bro1: Yo dude wanna smoke the devil's lettuce?
Bro2: Hey bro watch out, cops can hear us!
Bro1: Yeah sorry bro, got any Heck Salad?

by HeckTheHawk April 24, 2018

minnesota salad

Generously coating your lover with a thick coat of marshmallows, mayonnaise, and clementine oranges and vigorously riding them like a polar bear all the way to Duluth.

Dustin asked his girlfriend for a Minnesota Salad and had mayonaise stuck in his ear for a week.

by OfficerJohn September 6, 2017

Honeymoon Salad

Lettuce alone.

I prefer a honeymoon salad because its simple. It's lettuce alone.

by timbre June 18, 2014

Salad date

A date with a new person, that is more casual than dinner, but more formal than coffee.

"We just got back from a salad date."

Can be heard on the show Scream Queens.

by Gleebic December 5, 2015

Blumpkin Salad

While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).

Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.

Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?

Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.

by Mike Du. May 20, 2010