Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this 

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post

Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022

you don't poke you stroke 

When you want someone to stop poking you and start stroking your dick.

Boy to girl: You don't poke you stroke

you don't poke you stroke by kushballer420 January 13, 2017

Two-stroke Barbeque

When a guy doesn't take very long in bed, averaging only about two strokes before the job is done.

Not as much fun or filling as a real barbeque.

-"Hey girl, did you hook up with your boy last night?"

-"Yeah, but we ended up only having a two-stroke barbeque, if you know what I mean."

Two-stroke Barbeque by Black Cobra September 13, 2011

one stroke bloke 

When a bloke cums during sex, after one stroke.

The man I had a one night stand with was a one stroke bloke.

one stroke bloke by johnljj January 3, 2014

I had a stroke 

Something that makes so little sense, that it seems like the other person had a stroke.

Grandpa: buh bred tge ckep tgys Youth: r/i had a stroke

I had a stroke by Biscuits, cheese biscuits July 19, 2019

Drizzy Three Stroke 

Drake: " Alright there are many positions i like but i have one favorite that i call the Drizzy Three Stroke. First I turn the gurl over and she arches her butt up, then i hit her with the one, the two and then the three. Then I lean over and whisper in her ear....oh na na whats my name?" lol

Drake: Bend over girl so i can give you the "Drizzy Three Stroke"

Girl: okay mmm i can't wait

Drake: uhhh 1, 2, 3!

Girl: Again! Again!

Drizzy Three Stroke by Drakelove January 13, 2011

Mid-stroke

The act of being midway through a stroke.
Stroke referring to stroking the penis.

Steven: OMFG WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
Matt: OMG DUDE!
Steven: Put that away!
Matt: You caught me mid-stroke D:

Mid-stroke by MIDSTROKEMATT August 21, 2011