Shit

Something that is served in cafeterias worldwide.

Lunch lady: Here you go sweetie, some "American Chop Sewey"

Me: This looks like donkey shit.

by That One Guy In 2nd Grade June 30, 2018

Shit

Shit can be used as a swear word when something goes wrong. Or phesies(poop) and be called shit.

"Oh shit. I completely forgot about that."

Or
"Honey, the dog shit on the carpet again!"

by Baba Jesus May 7, 2018

Shit

Liquid shit that pours out of your anus like a waterfall!!

HOLY SHIT!!! HELL HAS BROKE LOOSE IN THE BATHROOM!!

by heyheyhey888 May 11, 2018

Shit

When your ass meets pleasaure it releases shit.

I just shit my pants!

by LeaveMeDaFuckAloneInternet July 14, 2018

shit

a carousel (a nice word)

A shit moved like a wheel in Alameda County Fair with music.

by forehard bill July 20, 2018

Shit

Shit is a very common synonym for people named Shawn.

Alex: "That guy Shit is so bad at Fortnite."
Nigel: "Wait, do you mean Shawn?"

Alex: "Yeah, same thing am I right?"

by NotNastiii August 7, 2018

Shit

Something that comes outta ya ass

"I gotta take a shit"

"OOOh i gotta take a shit"

by [e-mail] August 20, 2018