Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.

“There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”

by Microkitten November 3, 2023

Shitback

Where you shit with so much blunt force it shoots up out of your arse crack onto your back.

Guy:Why’d they close the bathrooms?
Other guy:I heard someone shitback in there.
Guy:totally makes sense.

by RoseLight42 November 27, 2023

shitmageddon

The most extreme type of bowel evacuation known to man. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal…to anyone downwind.

Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital.

Reporter: What was the cause?

Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god.

by Done it all dave December 25, 2023

shitmageddon

The most powerful bowel evacuation known to mankind. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal, if downwind.

Reporter: What happened here?!

Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.

Reporter: What caused this??

Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god

by Done it all dave January 10, 2024

Shit bag

A shit bag is a bag full of poop/shit.

That shit bag is very heavy with shit/poop.

by Jamal panacle January 14, 2024

Shitbaby

A racial slur for dark black people, used by both white people and light-skinned black people.

Demetrious: You, you seen Tyrone. Motherfucker like Wesley black. What a shitbaby.

Treyvon: Yeah, man. I know what you mean.

by Somewhat Schizo January 14, 2024

shitback

A word used to describe a person who falls into a pile of shit on their back. Permanently calling them this word after this event takes place.

What's up shitback, have you washed your clothes?

by Chimpcoughy February 1, 2024