Spoof to the roof

Typically used by the chav like North side residents of Cork. Meaning an elaborate lie.

I went to the shop and saw a dinosaur!
Spoof to the roof!!!!

by Willyfaceosullivan June 6, 2011

Roof

A structure above your head.

I always wanted to hang planters from the roof.

by RisenRealm December 24, 2022

Roof cummies

When your roof leaks and it lands on you

I was walking through my dining room and roof cummies fell on me!

by Percythep December 10, 2023

Roofing

An act portrayed by a dog that when presented with dirty toilet paper says, "gee that toilet paper sure smells good".

I went to take a shit and Lucy was Roofing.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

Roofing

To get overly excited on a night out.

Margarita was really roofing last night

by Lolopololo May 9, 2022

scrubbing the roof

When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.

John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!

by eg3311 October 7, 2012

Roof

Aussie slang popular with sports people: referring to a podgy stomach or belly, ie a roof over your abs

Cummo: “Gee, check out the roof on Stoino, someone had a good summer.”
Marcus: “BOYS! Been hitting the lamingtons hard.”
Zamps: “Fucken oath, how’s the roof on it”

by SeeYuhh8 September 4, 2022