Crackin the roof

Attempting to kill yourself but you're too fat

He tried crackin the roof

by Loag_loag September 19, 2023

Roof Inspection

Term used in the construction industry to signify someone leaving early or taking the day off with out an excuse.

Sam said he had a roof inspection today, so he won’t make it in until after lunch.

by GCLingo July 21, 2022

roof

someone who is ugly, stupid, and annoying.

oh my god, sol is being such a fucking roof today.

by ifurseeingthissay November 9, 2021

roof bear

A smaller bear that make their way into your home through your roof

My wife was scared because she thought she heard a roof bear

by D Anny September 8, 2021

Santa Fe Sun Roof

When you take a massive, steaming poop in someone's open sun roof.

"Did you hear? Becky broke up with John, so he gave her a Santa Fe Sun Roof!"

by JavianLost June 10, 2021

raise the roof

a way of fucking something up best shown by the king of “raising the roof” lucas, from NCT.

“i’m about to raise the roof, when it comes to that test i haven’t studied for.”

by sabctrl August 19, 2022

Roof

Aussie slang popular with sports people: referring to a podgy stomach or belly, ie a roof over your abs

Cummo: “Gee, check out the roof on Stoino, someone had a good summer.”
Marcus: “BOYS! Been hitting the lamingtons hard.”
Zamps: “Fucken oath, how’s the roof on it”

by SeeYuhh8 September 4, 2022