ranger akimbo

To perform an action in a manner that is without regard for safety or precision. From Call of Duty.

Eric must have been super hungry, he went ranger akimbo on that pizza.

by BarnacleMcScrub June 20, 2011

ranger station

a location in which two individuals fornicate in the outdoor setting for an extended amount of time. all positions included, deep throating encouraged. asshole licking for emily’s.

i want to go to the ranger station this weekend and get dicked down

by cocothecoconut November 8, 2018

coconut ranger

a term of endearment for someone who you love. (best friend, family member, friend.. etc). this person is usually well liked by others and has a good sense of humor.

Person 1: You know that girl named Nevaeh?

Person 2: Yeah, she’s my coconut ranger.

by littlegoon May 29, 2018

Free-ranger

A parent who believes their child(ren) is (are) capable of intelligent thought enough to (one or more) 1. reasonably and safely travel, unsupervised, from point A to point B, 2. Play unsupervised for an unspecified period of time with parental worry. 3. Resolve their own problems without resorting to tattle-tailing, snitching, and possibly getting into and out of trouble without a real hitch. They give their children Free-Range by both loving them, but emotionally letting go of their own need to succeed as a parent as it could be tied to the happiness and success of their children.

Mary and Elizabeth are Free-Rangers. They don't meddle in their kids' playtime by being a playmate or falsely buoy them in their accomplishments by giving them a certificate of participation.

by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015

Red Ranger

Someone who eats cherry cobbler.

"You ate her cherry cobbler last night didnt you? You are such a red ranger.

by N.C. July 29, 2008

Ranger Danger

a bear or other dangerous wildlife disguised in human clothing.

"Man, that bear with the hat was totally ranger danger."

by Gavin Card February 28, 2008

Regulation Ranger

The US ARMY has always maintained its' own cultural norms and behaviors. Longstanding jokes and traditions are part of the very make up and fabric of everyday soldier life. One such longstanding, common euphymism was the identification of "Barracks" titles. There was the "Barracks Barber", usually a lower enlisted who would undercut the Post barber by offering cheaper (and usually better) haircuts within the actual barracks. Of course, there came to be a "Barracks Lawyer" to compliment whatever legal dispute or disciplinary claims that soldiers inquire about. To supercede the "Barracks Lawyer" there is now such an appropriate personal title as "Regulation Ranger". Usually a Regulation Ranger has over an average of 7 years of total service, and usually at least one combat deployment. By a wide margin, most Regulation Rangers happen to hold a rank of Staff Sergeant or above. Most Regulation Rangers are ARMY RESERVISTS as well, and hold absolutely zero authority in their regular, stateside, full time career. As a result of their obvious insecurity towards their duties as a leader, most Regulation Rangers study the ARMY Regulation books in their free time. The point of studying regulation books is so that they may exert their authority over those subordinate to them. Most Regulation Rangers are not only insecure, but many have power and responsibility complexes as well. Never far behind a unit commander or senior NCO is a Regulation Ranger, always manipulating and methodically playing "games" so as to implement more and more useless rules. When the implementation of a new rule is emplaced, a Regulation Ranger is satisfied. Unfortunately, this micromanagement doesn't stop, for it spreads among their like-minded counterparts that are bucking for rank. The only way to defeat a Regulation Ranger is to outperform and outclass them in every possible aspect.

Usually being in the ranks of E-6 to E-9, most Regulation Rangers are insecure and have control complexes.

A Regulation Ranger can implement whatever rules they wish to, and often make up redundant, useless rules right on the fly.

"Hey, you can't wear a knife on your belt. It says so in the regs!"

"Hey! You're only allowed to lift weights after 1700, it was put out in the regs"

"You're not allowed to take more than one pop-tart from Class 1. It says somewhere in the regs!"

by gatesoftanhauser May 15, 2009