rachel 

A total perverted pedophile that is super awesome and is a great friend. She loves to play pranks on unsuspecting victims and messing with her family, especially. Very lovable and caring. Will help you even in the worst of times and will try her best to make you happy. And lastly, she has HUGE BOOBS!!!

Yeah, you fucking rock, Rachel.

rachel by Dafuq is a pseudonym? December 9, 2013

Rachel 

a rat

Rachel just bit me again!

Rachel by ginger0121 June 9, 2016

Rachel 

A really nasty girl who claims to take vertical fitness classes in attempts to mitigate the fact that she, in fact is a stripper ho. She will most likely say that her name is pronounced "Raquel" or something of the sorts and also probably talks about her sexual experiences during school hours. Also is not very good looking yet has a decent boyfriend and thinks that abstinence does not include anal penetration.

Dude did you hear that ho talking in class the other day? What a Rachel.

Rachel by Prankster22 June 10, 2011

Rachel 

A 22 year old virgin who still lives with her mom. Hobbies include posting selfies, colouring, bedazzling cell phone cases, and professing her undying love for other girls boyfriends. Once in her grasp, she'll force your boy to watch her play super Mario for hours on end, until he passes out from sheer boredom, or locks himself in her bathroom to send you picks of his D.

Beware of the "bff" Rachel...she'll steal your boy, bore him to death, and leave you to clean up his "mess" every night on his way home from her moms house. She's more of an inconvenience than a obstacle.

Rachel by Dreamspin February 6, 2015

Rachel 

a stingy yet somewhat intelligent girl, usually asian. They are usually found in high schools stealing or begging for food near large crowds of other asians.

1) Hey! that Rachel just stole my food!

2) A: Fuck...Where'd my Taco go?
B: Did you see Rachel anywhere?
A: Why?
B: What's that hotsauce doing all over her face?
A: Oh shit.

3) Do not share food with Rachel. BEWARE: SWINE FLU.

Rachel by Rosales Harvey April 29, 2009

Rachel 

She is a really rude person who is very clingy and once she becomes your friend she is hard to get rid of. She oftenly cheats off your work and she lies a lot strait to your face. She thinks everyone likes her but in all honesty no one likes her. She try's to copy your looks or how you do things in life to get people to like her. If you try to tell her something that she doesn't like she will start to be rude and act all bossy because she got mad at one little thing.

Never trust a Rachel al Belouchie. If you meet one don't be friends with her

" Ew it's Rachel, no one likes her and she can go die in a whole"

Rachel by Frind June 22, 2017

Rachel 

A little bitch who is always sassy, high temper, and a rude person.

"EW that bitch Rachel need to chill".

Rachel by yoyo.yogurt January 30, 2018