Peter Stormare

Verb referring to the act of cutting off two toes.

Also a very famous Swedish actor, starring in Prison Break, Minority Report, Chocolat, Armageddon and Wind Talkers.

- Do you want me to Peter Stormare you?
- No! Please, no! My two toes are too valuable!

by Xschtar February 6, 2006

Peter Pickle Putz

Peter Pickle Putz: someone really clumsy in nature.. Extremely goofy. this type of person deserves a special title.

your buddy is walking down the street tries to pick up on an girl and at the same time trips over his own feet..

you reply, "nice one Peter Pickle PutZ"

by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 19, 2005

peter pop

a southern way to say, "blow job."

My friend Sue, wants to give your brother a peter pop.

by ramblin worker May 13, 2005

peter o' brien

He is impure because he killed Cecil the Lion. Often has a side job of being a molester.

"Hey, look, it's Peter O' Brien!"
"Impure, Impure!"

by YouMightKnowWhoIAm October 30, 2017

peter fountain

The act of lying flat on one's back and urinating in the straight upright position. If done properly, the urine will then fall back onto the fountainers body.

I peter fountained so hard last night that I smelled of lemonade and gumdrops.

by Professor Mctabbish September 21, 2005

Peter Tucker

You have to both shit and piss in a John Q. Public. When you enter the restroom, you find a Little John awaiting you. Since you have to both shit and piss, you do the "Peter Tucker", ie, tuck your weiner, so as to avoid hitting your peckerhead on the inside of the toilet.

This morning, I woke up with a Woody Johnson, but I also had to piss like a fire hose, so I did the Peter Tucker to avoid getting the John Dickens.

by Jeff The Janitor June 18, 2006

Peter Gibbons Transformation

When one is completely janked and knackered with the world, their surroundings and its accompanying bullshit, but despite is still able to free their conscience of life's obstructions, finally see the world clearly and live life stressfree with fucktitude. This person is living the Peter Gibbons Dream and is said to have gone through the Peter Gibbons Transformation.

* Peter Gibbons is a character referred to from the movie Office Space.
J: "I used to stress over anything and everything, but I figure, you only live once so lets go with the fucktitude. Now i'm just a happy carefree dude."
S: "Wow you went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation."

S: "I'm constantly embroiled in a battle with myself and for the first time in along time, i've been able to let it all go w/relative ease...just feels like i went through a really good self-renewification.
J: "That's the fucktitude! You went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation and now youre living the Peter Gibbons Dream yo!"

by JE_Klektik July 6, 2006